istytehcrawk:

Headcanon: Kurt and Rachel have this sign in the loft, and Blaine and Sam steal it when they move out.

istytehcrawk:

Headcanon: Kurt and Rachel have this sign in the loft, and Blaine and Sam steal it when they move out.

(Source: chocolatechipster94)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

whassamattayou:

I accidentally stepped on a snail so I’m resuscitating him by myself. His name is Larry.

nungers:

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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bluejeanchan:

ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while

bluejeanchan:

ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

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Those fish sticks look so damn good

(Source: pokec0re)

(Source: vorfreudde)

meladoodle:

i like to go into echoey rooms because i can yell ‘i love you’ and finally hear it back

sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.