asian:

went grocery shopping

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg)

(Source: middayoil)

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

チキンラーメンCM 「かまたまの歌 篇」 30秒 / 新垣結衣 (by 日清食品グループ公式チャンネル)

(Source: glassperfection)

onlinegf:

"what big eyes you have"

"the better to see your nudes with, my dear"

(Source: onlinegf)

smacked:

when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

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sluttydilf:

Y’all hoes soulless

burgerkid:

confusing myself like:

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

(Source: heidiblairmontag)

erxlet:

cumprise:

God I hate Instagram

oi listen

sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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sorelatable:

My piggy bank be like: