I accidentally stepped on a snail so I’m resuscitating him by myself. His name is Larry.
i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
when someone asks u for help on something ur good at
i like to go into echoey rooms because i can yell ‘i love you’ and finally hear it back
Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.